oh hey. josephine a.k.a jo | 15 | cambodian | female | C/O 2016 | 702 | battle royale | supernatural | ahs | oitnb | sherlock | doctor who | merlin | hannibal | parks and recreation | panic! at the disco | a day to remember | arctic monkeys | fall out boy | ed sheeran | you me at six | all time low | marianas trench |



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my twitter.

cut3panda:

being on your period and having so much pain that you just wanna roll around on the floor and cry

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

lameborghini:

hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit