being on your period and having so much pain that you just wanna roll around on the floor and cry
When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much