*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.
its fruit i wont gain weight
acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
The proper way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
because it’s the proper way to eat ramen
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
it’s the fucking heaven, dear lord *stop breathing*
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
accurate scientific research
if you ever wanna compliment someones cheekbones call them cheekboners
- japan ≠ korea ≠ china
- pakistan is not in the middle east
- most muslims aren’t arabs
- geishas are not prostitutes
- mexico is a very small part of latin america
- there are 54 countries in africa
- china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
- singapore is not part of china
- most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”